OzMafioso's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico vs. Convict]

Great work, one big problem...

Alright man, this was awesome artwork and everything, but the beetlejuice theme has to go. In fact i recommend not using any danny elfman unless you have more storyline involved, because danny elfman always has a sense of meaning to the music, and you used it for a 2 minute action sequence. Good work, but i just thought about how the music belonged to beetlejuice, that theme just cant go with anything else.

[Gun: Episode 1 - Part 1]

A great story dragged down by the graphics

You had a fantastic story going on here, not too bad, but the entire thing was dragged down a few notches due to the horrible artwork. It looks like shit, to be honest, things are out of proportion, the smoke from the hookers mouth looked shitty, the main character was drawn funny many times through out the clip. But thats only focusing on the negative. On the positive side, great story, nice delivery, great voice over. Just needs a different artist, unless you can do some major sharpening on your artskills, but thats just one mans opinion. I'm sure there are a thousand out there who agree and disagree with me. All i can say is just keep on keeping on, don't let any reviews negative/postitive stop you from what your doing. PEACE

[Primal War 07]

I like most of this, only a few things...

It was great, i love the animation and the characters, but the fire you drew in this is absolutely horrid, it just brings the quality of the scene down when everything is on fire at the end. Take note of how animators like Adam Phillips animate fire, its life-like, actually not too hard to pull off. But that was really my only problem with this flick, good work

[Burnt Face Man 6]

Another Great piece of the series...

I know that the odds of you seeing this is slim to none, but trust me dave, you should NOT quit the series here, BFM is one of my favorite series that you've got going, and it shows that you have the ability to variate. This was a great episode, although, i do think that you should have bastard man and/or man-spider come up with some new diabolical scheme, i know you can pull it off, your David Firth!!! Great work... PEACE...

[Blockhead: Episode 1]

Well...

If it had been funny, that might have made up for the fact that the fat guy looks and acts way too much like carl from ATHF, And you seem to deny it in your reviews as if you don't see the similarities. This is what you responded with in a review:

"It's strange: the more that people watch this, the more I hear that people relate the Conscience to Karl - all they've got in common is a Northern voice and a weight problem"

He sounds like hes trying to hard to sound like carl, he also puts his hand over his face like carl does when hes frustrated, hes bald, and his voice is a little raspy, hes a ripoff. It wouldn't bother me so much if you would just admit where this character derives from, instead you choose to act as if its just "so crazy" how people think he sounds like carl. I do happen to like the blockhead character, even though hes stupid as hell. Just my 2 pennies...

The-Swain responds:

While I do appreciate the review, I do have a problem with the logic. You're telling me that if two things are similar, that one has to be a ripoff? I ran into a person the other day who was an exact lookalike of my friend's girlfriend. I said hello to her and cracked some joke about ignoring me, but when she turned and asked "Excuse me?", I knew it wasn't her. Yet I refused to believe it. I repeated what I said, but then I just ran off before she could respond. They were bleeding identical. I have never been so confused.

Moral of the story: I guess two identical things can never exist apart from one another. That girl totally ripped off my friend's girlfriend, didn't she?

[EgoCity Chap V disk2]

I see whats happened

You were obviosly inspired by advent children, if advent children were a video game, this would be a mod for it, lol. I felt it wasn't so bad at first, although still ALOT like FF7 AC, then the AC music kicked in...kind of killed it for me, it was already too much like FF7 AC

[Cupid's Last Stand]

These are different characters right???

These are supposed to be different characters, yet they all have one big eye, one small... that really has to go, its all i think about when i watch these

[LR: Prelude]

This is one big ole bag of suck...

LOL, just kidding, its not that bad, but seriously, that little gang trying to beat up the woman...was so...so fuckin stupid. and why is she walking down one big narrow tunnel, and why would that little gang be in there. And why did she look at a map to find out where she was going, is she that stupid? I just didn't like it...sorry, not bad artwork though, although she looked mishapen sometimes...

[Important Announcement]

Original...I love it...Just a few words...

Alright, this racist bullshit needs to stop. This is great animation, and no, i know you wouldn't beg for money, if someone wants to give you money so be it. But i know it was a joke more than anything and i think it was original, well done, and a first on newgrounds. So what if Luis asked for donation, base your review on how funny it is that hes making an animation about his birthday and the animation itself, which as i expected, is superb. this review i read below, is pathetic, and the little bitch is 14 years old, probly got bitch slapped by a latino and is scarred for life, lol:

"Listen, and listen good you cheapskate. Just because you can't get money from your poor Mexican family, doesn't mean that you have the right to put this shit on the Newgrounds front page, and ask for money from complete strangers. Nevertheless, you could do a fine job of begging on the streets in Mexico, since all you are doing is just that in a more sophisticated way. It's hard to believe that some people would actually give you money for your birthday while you don't deserve it. To all of you who have, think of what you're doing - promoting begging and lazyness. To think of what our society has come to if this "plan" of yours to get money is working, is almost frightening. I agree with smokemon64 completely. You are a money grubbing whore."

This little bitch thinks your promoting begging and lazyness, that is the most retarded statement i've ever heard. First off, its your birthday, you were having fun, so i almost expected the donate link at the end. And lazyness?!?!? Yeah, i'm sure that lazyness is what he put into this seamless animation, and when we see you on the frontpage, it'll be a snowy day in hell. BTW, his name on here is 81519916023505190, i know, its fuckin retarded, but hey, i guess this is what you would come to expect from a dumbshit right?

Great work Luis, keep up with the great animation, your a talented guy. PEACE

Oz Mafioso

[Nobodies Shorts #5]

Way too short for front page...

Not bad, but entirely too short. I mean, when alot of people say something is too short, its generally 3 times longer than this. The length isn't worth the square on the front page. Its just because this is "tomarrow's nobodies", thats it.