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[Primal War 07]

I like most of this, only a few things...

It was great, i love the animation and the characters, but the fire you drew in this is absolutely horrid, it just brings the quality of the scene down when everything is on fire at the end. Take note of how animators like Adam Phillips animate fire, its life-like, actually not too hard to pull off. But that was really my only problem with this flick, good work

[Burnt Face Man 6]

Another Great piece of the series...

I know that the odds of you seeing this is slim to none, but trust me dave, you should NOT quit the series here, BFM is one of my favorite series that you've got going, and it shows that you have the ability to variate. This was a great episode, although, i do think that you should have bastard man and/or man-spider come up with some new diabolical scheme, i know you can pull it off, your David Firth!!! Great work... PEACE...

[Blockhead: Episode 1]

Well...

If it had been funny, that might have made up for the fact that the fat guy looks and acts way too much like carl from ATHF, And you seem to deny it in your reviews as if you don't see the similarities. This is what you responded with in a review:

"It's strange: the more that people watch this, the more I hear that people relate the Conscience to Karl - all they've got in common is a Northern voice and a weight problem"

He sounds like hes trying to hard to sound like carl, he also puts his hand over his face like carl does when hes frustrated, hes bald, and his voice is a little raspy, hes a ripoff. It wouldn't bother me so much if you would just admit where this character derives from, instead you choose to act as if its just "so crazy" how people think he sounds like carl. I do happen to like the blockhead character, even though hes stupid as hell. Just my 2 pennies...

The-Swain responds:

While I do appreciate the review, I do have a problem with the logic. You're telling me that if two things are similar, that one has to be a ripoff? I ran into a person the other day who was an exact lookalike of my friend's girlfriend. I said hello to her and cracked some joke about ignoring me, but when she turned and asked "Excuse me?", I knew it wasn't her. Yet I refused to believe it. I repeated what I said, but then I just ran off before she could respond. They were bleeding identical. I have never been so confused.

Moral of the story: I guess two identical things can never exist apart from one another. That girl totally ripped off my friend's girlfriend, didn't she?

[EgoCity Chap V disk2]

I see whats happened

You were obviosly inspired by advent children, if advent children were a video game, this would be a mod for it, lol. I felt it wasn't so bad at first, although still ALOT like FF7 AC, then the AC music kicked in...kind of killed it for me, it was already too much like FF7 AC

[Cupid's Last Stand]

These are different characters right???

These are supposed to be different characters, yet they all have one big eye, one small... that really has to go, its all i think about when i watch these

[LR: Prelude]

This is one big ole bag of suck...

LOL, just kidding, its not that bad, but seriously, that little gang trying to beat up the woman...was so...so fuckin stupid. and why is she walking down one big narrow tunnel, and why would that little gang be in there. And why did she look at a map to find out where she was going, is she that stupid? I just didn't like it...sorry, not bad artwork though, although she looked mishapen sometimes...

[Nobodies Shorts #5]

Way too short for front page...

Not bad, but entirely too short. I mean, when alot of people say something is too short, its generally 3 times longer than this. The length isn't worth the square on the front page. Its just because this is "tomarrow's nobodies", thats it.

[The Ma$sAcre 2: Revenge]

Wonderful Collab...

I've never seen such a good collaboration...except for the first one :) Great shit!!!